A Tough Old Cowboy

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.  He left four children, twenty grandchildren, thirty great grandchildren, ten great great grandchildren, and a fifty foot hole where the crematorium used to be (original source unknown).

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